Things You'd Love to Say at Work,
but Can't

 
* And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be..?
* Do I look like a people person?
* This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
* Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
* If I throw a stick, will you leave?
* You!...Off my planet!!
* Does your train of thought have a caboose?
* Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
* A PBS mind in an MTV world.
* Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
* Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
* I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
* Can I trade this job for what 's behind door #1?
* Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
* Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
* How do I set a laser printer to stun?
* I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

 

 

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