| * |
As I let go of my feelings of
guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath. |
| * |
I have the power to channel my
imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. |
| * |
I assume full responsibility for my
actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault. |
| * |
I no longer need to punish, deceive
or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. |
| * |
In some cultures what I do would be
considered normal. |
| * |
Having control over myself is
nearly as good as having control over others. |
| * |
I honor my personality flaws, for
without them I would have no personality at all. |
| * |
Joan of Arc heard voices too. |
| * |
I am grateful that I am not as
judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me. |
| * |
I need not suffer in silence while
I can still moan, whimper and complain. |
| * |
As I learn the innermost secrets of
the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet. |
| * |
When someone hurts me, forgiveness
is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying. |
| * |
The first step is to say nice
things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to
find someone to buy me nice things. |
| * |
As I learn to trust the universe, I
no longer need to carry a gun. |
| * |
All of me is beautiful and
valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts. |
| * |
I am at one with my duality. |
| * |
Blessed are the flexible, for they
can tie themselves into knots. |
| * |
I will strive to live each day as
if it were my 40th birthday. |
| * |
Only a lack of imagination saves me
from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears. |
| * |
I honor and express all facets of
my being, regardless of state and local laws. |
| * |
Today I will gladly share my
experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so." |
| * |
False hope is nicer than no hope at
all. |
| * |
A good scapegoat is nearly as
welcome as a solution to the problem. |
| * |
Just for today, I will not sit in
my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom. |
| * |
Who can I blame for my own
problems? Give me just a minute... I'll find someone. |
| * |
Why should I waste my time reliving
the past when I can spend it worrying about the future? |
| * |
The complete lack of evidence is
the surest sign that the conspiracy is working. |
| * |
I am learning that criticism is not
nearly as effective as sabotage. |
| * |
Becoming aware of my character
defects leads me to the next step -- blaming my parents. |
| * |
To have a successful relationship I
must learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting. |
| * |
I am willing to make the mistakes
if someone else is willing to learn from them. |