Actual Sentences found in Church Bulletins and Newsletters

 

  1. Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help

  2. At Relief Society homemaking this month there will be a special class
    focusing on bible study.  All sisters are invited to refreshments in the
    cultural hall after the  B.S. is done.

  3. Thursday night - potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

  4. The Bishop would appreciate it if the sisters in the ward would loan him
    their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Saturday morning.

  5. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
    downstairs.

  6. Ushers will eat latecomers.

  7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

  8. The YM/YW will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the cultural hall
    on Friday at 7 p.m.  The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

  9. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David
    Alan Belman, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belman.

  10. The concert held at the Stake Center was a great success.  Special
    thanks are due to the bishop's  daughter, who labored the whole evening at the
    piano, which as usual fell upon her.

  11. 22 members were present at choir practice at the home of  Brother Jacobs
    last evening.  Sister Crutchfield and Sister Rankin sang a duet, The Lord
    Knows Why.

  12. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the
    church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

  13. A songfest was hell at the scout campout last weekend.

  14. Bishop is on vacation.  Massages can be given to his first counselor.

  15. Tuesday at 4pm there will be an ice cream social with homemade ice cream.
    All ladies giving milk will please come early.

  16. Thursday there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All those
    wishing to become a Little Mother please see the minister in his study.

  17. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Lewis to come forward and lay an
    egg on the alter.

  18. 8 new choir folders are currently needed due to the addition of several
    new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

  19. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the >ladies
    will start (quietly) and the rest of the congregation will join in.

  20. Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the
    new carpet.  All those wishing to do something on the the new carpet will
    come forward and get a piece of paper.

  21. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may
    be seen in the church basement Friday.

  22. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.  Music
    will follow.

  23. At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be "What is Hell
    like?" Come early and listen to the choir practice.

  24. Weight watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church.
    Please use the large double door at the side entrance

  25. The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

  26. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several
    new members and the deterioration of some older ones.

  27. Mrs Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for some testes.

  28. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning
    to join the choir. No prior experience needed.

  29. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the
    girth of their first child.

  30. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
    Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

  31. The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan
    last Sunday, "I upped my pledge -- up yours."

 

 

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